Zen Riddle

I eavesdropped as my husband got The Kraken ready for bed. This is what I heard.

Do you want to take a bath?
Yes. No. Yes.
Um, Let’s go take a bath then.
No. No Baby Bath! No.
OK. Let’s put on jambos.
Please daddy. Baby Bath Please.
You want to take a bath? Let’s go.
No. Yes. No.
Do you even know what you want?
No. Yes. No. Yes.
Are you crazy?
Yes.
Well, at least we are on the same page there buddy.